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Christy [popular slut club]

So, I just watched The Hangover Part II mainly because Jamie Chung is in it, looking flawless as ever. The movie was, imho, better than the first, which I didn't really care for. There were actually non-stereotypical Asians in this one!

Anyway, I capped Jamie's scenes because she's flipping gorgeous. Seriously, even when other people are making weird faces, girl still looks amazing. The caps are kind of crappy because it's from a CAM version, but still. Oh yeah, spoilers, I guess.

Kiss the neck. Yeah, he'll like that.Collapse )
Current Location: My bedroom
Current Mood: flirtyflirty
Current Music: none
Christy [popular slut club]
07 July 2011 @ 06:44 pm

When I was a little girl, I went to a private Christian school. There were no official uniforms, but provocative clothing like tank tops was not allowed. Dancing was not allowed on the property. Our science textbook was titled God’s Great World. Questionable children’s literature was censored with black Sharpie.

In a notably stifling environment, I experimented safely with imagination, drawing and selling pictures of unicorns on the playground for a nickel, until the sixth grade, that is. Two months after I turned twelve, my family began watching and, as we did with all television worth viewing, recording Futurama. It was the proverbial apple in my complacent Garden, a new animated world of strange creatures, weird language, and a gorgeous purple-haired role model. Suddenly, I was hiding TV Guide articles about the show in the back of my school binder, tracing over and coloring in every print ad I could find, and explaining to my best friend the circumstances in which I thought Leela and Fry should fall in love and get married while we played on the teeter-toter. I’d never experienced anything like it before.

Bite my shiny metal ass.Collapse )
Current Location: My bedroom
Current Mood: dorkydorky
Current Music: none
Christy [popular slut club]
08 October 2010 @ 09:03 am
Unfortunately, I have to work tonight, otherwise I'd be all over this shit:


7 pm, Cinema 21

Introduced by executive producer Gus Van Sant, and discussion/Q&A with James Franco via Skype

That's right, bitches. Franco will be talking to his gay bff and the audience on the big screen. I'm actually really bummed I can't go, seeing as I fucking loved the film when I saw it in June, and I'd love to hear what Franco has to say about it.

If you're in Portland though, it's only eight dollars- seven for students- to hear from both an amazing filmmaker and the actor, and to see a really fabulous movie featuring noneother than Nancy Botwin and Don-motherfucking-Draper in supporting roles.

Also, you know, you might be able to ask James Franco why he's so gay. I know I love him for it. ♥
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: lethargiclethargic
Current Music: none
Christy [popular slut club]
You're invited to


Tuesday, June 29
Regal Pioneer Place Stadium 6
Triple Feature: Twilight, New Moon, & Eclipse
6.30 pm- 2.30 am
Formal dress

Will feature drinking games, Twihard bingo, & dramatic readings of Growing Up Cullen.

Afterparty at my place, byob, glitter included.

Consumption of alcohol, bacon, and garlic bread highly encouraged for this event.
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: none
Christy [popular slut club]
Can we just talk about things that make us happy? Like, really. Let's do that, because I am ridiculously happy today, and shouldn't we, like, share the joy?

We'll see if anyone actually does.



+ Having a three-hour conversation with Stephanie from my porn seminar in which we talk about sexual development, Cheney v. Portland, and nice boys.

+ This French book that arrived via interlibrary loan for my Jess Franco paper in said porn seminar, because holy fucking shit, it is the most beautiful, thoughtful rendering of his movies I've ever seen. I need my own copy.

+ Ian sleeping over last night. Just sleeping, but it was so nice and peaceful, and he kissed me at 6.30, when he had to get ready for work.

Cheating, but two more:

+ The Decemberists- On the Bus Mall, my favorite Portland song ever. It's my, I fucking love this city and the memories I have here, like spending entire days at Fox Tower or waiting in line outside the Guild Theater in the bitter cold.

+ The Magnetic Fields- The Nun's Litany, as I only sing along when I feel confident and happy in myself, when I feel totally beautiful.
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: satisfiedsatisfied
Current Music: Flight of the Conchords- Carol Brown
Christy [popular slut club]
12 April 2010 @ 02:10 am
I realize it's, like, late and shit, but certain actors need to learn a little subtlety. And by learn, I really mean, please don't, because it's so fucking entertaining.

Not in a gay way, just in a hey mate, I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay, mate.Collapse )

Gayer than an episode of Greek? Perhaps.

Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: The Office
Christy [popular slut club]
I think Clark Duke and Christopher Mintz-Plasse should stop being fabulous. I literally cried at Clark's RPattz impression here:

The marvel_kickass "semi-anonymous fic exchange" is eating up my composition book and brain. I sort of wish Mark Millar had created a bigger cast of characters though. As much as I love that weird hero worship element of Dave and Chris's relationship, that seems to be the only pairing in the fandom. And dammit, smart-ass best friends like Evan and Marty need to get some play.

I kind of really want something wicked and cheeky where Chris schools Marty on being a superhero. Especially since Marty was kind of an asshole in the comic and I'm fairly sure called Chris a fag at one point.
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: ditzyditzy
Current Music: The sound of Clark Duke being awesome
Christy [popular slut club]
Guys, I don't even know right now. I don't even know. Why. It just is.

peaches off a cherry tree
pg, 1466 words
dan byrd/adhir kalyan

Dan fell asleep on the couch one night, page 46 split open on his knee and lit up like a Christmas tree. When you don’t have a lot, you tend to make it count, Adhir thinks.


easy a script. in which everyone's (my) favorite microwave plays a closeted high schooler who pays olive "hester" prenderghast to pretend to have sex with him. IT IS EPIC.

straight-forward interview thing. in which he mentions adhir & tila tequila. unrelated.

super-short, noisy video. in which he talks about his guitar hero addiction.

dan pretends to interview adhir. in which they imitate each other's characters (poorly) and i die of the cute.
Current Location: The living room
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Current Music: Greek
Christy [popular slut club]
12 January 2010 @ 02:15 am
So, guess what popped up during our discussion of Mary Cassatt in art class today?

Naturally, I thought:

I may or may not have written "Donowitz + tea cup = otp" in the margins of my notes.

right next to crazy au food porn.
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: The Middleman- "The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation"
Christy [popular slut club]
we put a pearl in the ground
adult, 3438 words
donny donowitz/rachel fischer, implied donny/smithson utivich

Rachel doesn’t wish it harm, really. She just wants it to be gone, this harsh weight of responsibility that presses through her clothes when she thinks about her altogether sober decisions and how incredibly, brutally unfair it is that she worries about Donny Donowitz’s spunk instead of anything important.
it's kind of canon.

totally referenced grammar_glamour's awesome head-canon.

also, this made my night:


they're in love, bbs.
Current Location: My flat
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: Glee- "Sectionals"